You never forget your first time, whether it be being knocked over by a ram, first time touching an electric fence, first chilli, I’ll never forget my first oyster – I still can’t eat them. First taste of vegemite, of kangaroo, first emu! First time I went camping, first time riding a horse, first time driving through a stop sign – sorry dad. First time I got drunk, which was subsequently followed by me saying it’s the last time, but never have falser words been spoken. The first time I drank sarsaparilla; the first time I ate Brussel sprouts (you can’t feed me them anymore mum!) My first exam, my first horror movie, my first fight… my first nudey run. My first motor-bike ride, my first trip overseas, my first friend, my first chinese-burn. The first time I kissed a girl, the first time I got a woody and of course - losing my virginity. Once innocence is lost its gone forever, so all I can say is for your first time, make it memorable cause you can never get it back!